A reading with Zamboni can help to clarify a confused moment and to strategize for movement toward a better future. By understanding the moment we’re in, we can gain a sense of meaning and direction.

The ZamboniFunk Enterprise makes the insights of the stars actionable for regular people. To entertain the deep pleasure of vibrational resonance, via song, prayer, breath, and timing  is to heal. 

As an astrologer, Zamboni helps folks come into alignment with celestial timing. The stars are an apt guide for uncertain times, and Zamboni is a well-experienced translator.

As a musician, Zamboni’s ass cashes the checks his astrologizing mouth wrote. Funk, like Love, is Supreme; your nose knows it without qualification.

Astrology from the Ground Up is a comprehensive introduction to the fundamentals of western astrology. Taught by ZamboniFunk, a hellenistic astrologer with experience reading over 10,000 charts, this course promises to break down the foundations of the craft in an approachable, relatable way that reliably generates understanding even for students who begin with little to no astrological experience. Past students have said: 

"This was the most relatable course I have ever taken. He was always available to answer any questions I had and used terminology and phrasing that allowed this noob to completely understand what he was teaching. If you, or anyone you know, wants to learn how astrology affects your life, take this course!"

"The course was dense with information delivered in an easy-to-follow format. ZamboniFunk teaches a style of interpretation that is steeped in inquiry and narrative-building and gives the student a great foundation in picking up a chart's story quickly and concisely. Great course!"