About Zamboni

ZamboniFunk is a professional astrologer, musician, charmer, & weirdo. An ordained minister with over six years of experience in spiritual practice, Zamboni specializes in electing auspicious beginnings. He has studied Hellenistic astrology with Chris Brennan, magical timing with Austin Coppock, animist philosophy with Bayo Akomolafe, and chaos magic with Gordon White at Rune Soup. Zamboni utilizes his expertise in these modalities to help folks understand and shape the course of their lives.

When he isn't playing bootylicious funk music on the bass, ZamboniFunk tells stories about the ongoing dramas of the heavens, with the basic understanding that whatever happens up there happens down here also—as above, so below. Timing is his specialty both in astrology and on the stage; celestial and terrestrial, inquisitive minds and bumping rumps, it's all the one stuff, right?

Zamboni has been featured across several publications.